Mission: Mickey 17 - Expendable Adventures on the Frontier
Embark on a wild, over-the-top journey inspired by the frozen world from the movie 'Mickey 17.' Explore futuristic outposts, survive subzero encounters, and keep an eye out for your next clone lurking around the corner. This itinerary is packed with deep cuts, quirky quotes, and cosmic-level jokes for fans who can’t wait to see how many times Mickey can come back from the great beyond!
Your Day-by-Day Experience
Day 1: Day 1: Touchdown on Niflheim Station
Morning
• Arrive at the Niflheim Orbital Dock – expect a cheeky greeting from the station’s AI reminding you ‘Expendables to the left.’ Get your gear checked and passports stamped with your own digital clone ID. (Don’t lose it, or you might get “recycled.”)
Afternoon
• Hop on a guided tour of the Observation Deck. Bask in panoramic views of the swirling ice storm outside the station—something Mickey #7 was always complaining about in that one scene. • Enjoy a zero-gravity lunch; watch out so you don’t accidentally float away like one of Mickey’s earlier clones!
Evening
• Cozy up at the Station Lounge with antioxidant cocktails, ironically named ‘Respawn Tonics.’ Share your best (or worst) theories on how many Mickeys might be wandering around the base. And if you see Robert Pattinson’s silhouette from across the bar—no, you’re not hallucinating (we think).
Accommodation
The ReGen Quarters – A bunk straight out of the film’s aesthetic. Cloning pods optional.
Day 2: Day 2: Deep Freeze Encounter
Morning
• Strap on your extravehicular suits and board a rover to the planet’s surface. Remember Mickey’s famous line: ‘First rule of survival - don’t die, or do, but come back anyway.’ That’s your morning mantra!
Afternoon
• Visit the 'Ice Crater Fields'—infamously rumored site of Mickey #5’s meltdown. Snap epic photos near the enormous crater used for resource extraction in the story (just keep your distance from that suspicious alien nest).
Evening
• Join the ‘Andromeda Campfire Gathering.’ Swap jokes from behind your thick thermal masks—like that comedic exchange where Mickey #8 told the morals officer, ‘I’ve lost count, have you?’—and roast cosmic s’mores under the flickering neon auroras.
Accommodation
Niflheim Polar Base – Ultra sci-fi domes with built-in clone scanning stations. Keep an eye out for any “familiar faces.”
Day 3: Day 3: The Great Labyrinth and Beyond
Morning
• Explore the underground labyrinth that Mickey #17 discovered. It’s part catacomb, part comedic labyrinth. Try not to trigger the “Dead or Alive” scanners—those things still get glitchy when it senses multiple versions of you!
Afternoon
• Dare to enter the infamous ‘Rebirth Chamber’ tour. The guide might crack jokes like, ‘If you’re claustrophobic, we can always just reboot you!’ Enjoy a demonstration of re-cloning technology (purely for show, we promise).
Evening
• Celebrate your survival with a futuristic feast. Sample the station’s gourmet algae-based specialties while listening to dramatic retellings of the novel’s survival scenes—complete with a cameo from the station’s version of an AI Robert Pattinson, who greets you in monotone, ‘Welcome back... again.’
Accommodation
The Renewal Suites – Where each bed has a personal cryo-hatch in case you feel like channeling your inner Mickey and hitting that 'pause' button.
Day 4: Day 4: Cosmic Conflict & Starship Revelations
Morning
• Head to the ‘Conflict Resolution Center,’ the same location rumored to have hosted those tense standoffs between the colony’s leadership and the chain of Mickey clones. See the burnout scorch marks from laser blasts—still a better place than last night’s labyrinth, right?
Afternoon
• Meet the local historian who recounts the time Mickey #9 pranked the mission commander by claiming he was Dead #8’s twin. ‘They never did figure out how many clones there were,’ she’ll whisper conspiratorially.
Evening
• Kick back at The Replicant Lounge, a hidden bar where bartenders greet every newcomer as ‘Mickey.’ Order a signature ‘Re-Gen Fizz’ to hallucinate you’re on the verge of yet another new body. And trust us, the karaoke machine is loaded with offbeat space shanties from the film’s rumored soundtrack.
Accommodation
Nova Heights Capsule Hotel – A hive of see-through sleeping pods with references to original film concept art on every wall.
Day 5: Day 5: Eclipse Farewell
Morning
• Catch the grand Niflheim Eclipse at dawn. The rays refracting through the ice are so visually mind-blowing, it’s said to be the real reason Mickey #17 decided to stick around (also because, hey, it’s safer to keep one’s head down!).
Afternoon
• Return to the Orbital Dock for final goodbyes. Double-check you haven’t accidentally picked up the wrong clone’s ID tag. Throw one last joking line: ‘Am I the original? Or am I #18? Eh, who’s counting!’
Evening
• Take your starship flight home, reminiscing about the alien vistas, the comedic near-death experiences, and all those times you swore you saw Robert Pattinson in a spacesuit peeking around the corner.
Accommodation
Departure from Niflheim Station – if you can actually tear yourself away from this bizarre, icy, clone-friendly world!
Packing Recommendations
- Heavy-duty thermal suits (because subzero is no joke)
- Good quality goggles (glare from the ice can be blinding)
- A sense of humor (for those existential clone jokes)
- Sturdy boots with anti-slip grips
- Portable chargers for your gear (and maybe your matrix blueprint?)
Additional Notes
Remember: If you trip and fall into a bottomless crevasse, just say ‘Mickey #Next!’ and keep the adventure going. Stay vigilant for any suspiciously familiar faces—who knows which Mickey iteration could be wandering around the corner! Enjoy your cosmic, comedic getaway that’s truly out of this world.
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